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[20 - PDX - A Twin - Est. 1993]

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I want to Snapchat you back but my face

(Source: urbxngod, via unretrieved)

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plasticbagvevo:

me and my friend:

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you and your friend:

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(Source: plasticbagvevo, via orgasm)

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sarahkeilman94:

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

(via pizza)

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: rosetylerful, via unretrieved)

434,539 notes

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

(via unretrieved)

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via humorqueen)

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spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via pizza)

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